Wednesday, February 20, 2013
'CB4' (1993) Movie Review
Imma start off by saying that this shit is hilarious.
It’s a parody of rap groups of the era and has appearances by Ice-T, Ice Cube, Halle Berry, and a few others.
Chris rock and two of his friends are aspiring rappers who name their group CB4 after a section in prison called ‘Cell Block 4’. They fake the funk and act like G’s until a real nigguh named Gusto gets involved and thinks they set his ass up to get locked up.
There’s tons of funny scenes and lines in this movie. Watch out for the “Nigguh, turn around and eat yo bigass Biscuit” scene. Shit is classic.
I recommend this movie if you’re a fan of rap music and hip hop culture.
8/10

'CB4' (1993) Movie Review

Imma start off by saying that this shit is hilarious.

It’s a parody of rap groups of the era and has appearances by Ice-T, Ice Cube, Halle Berry, and a few others.

Chris rock and two of his friends are aspiring rappers who name their group CB4 after a section in prison called ‘Cell Block 4’. They fake the funk and act like G’s until a real nigguh named Gusto gets involved and thinks they set his ass up to get locked up.

There’s tons of funny scenes and lines in this movie. Watch out for the “Nigguh, turn around and eat yo bigass Biscuit” scene. Shit is classic.

I recommend this movie if you’re a fan of rap music and hip hop culture.

8/10

Friday, February 15, 2013
'Mars Attacks! (1996) Movie Review
Nigguh, where do I begin? This movie is dope as shit, Bruh.
These Aliens invade the earth and it’s up to Ving Rhames and some uh his co workers to save it. There’s a lot of black comedy, and political humor in it.
The Aliens are the funniest things in the movie. Watch this when you’re throwed, it’s even better.
I ain’t even a Tim Burton fan. But, damn, y’all.. This movie is great.
9/10

'Mars Attacks! (1996) Movie Review

Nigguh, where do I begin? This movie is dope as shit, Bruh.

These Aliens invade the earth and it’s up to Ving Rhames and some uh his co workers to save it. There’s a lot of black comedy, and political humor in it.

The Aliens are the funniest things in the movie. Watch this when you’re throwed, it’s even better.

I ain’t even a Tim Burton fan. But, damn, y’all.. This movie is great.

9/10

Thursday, February 14, 2013
'The Dark Knight Rises' (2012) Movie Review
Pause at the movie title.
Y’all know I’m not a fan of these lame ass whack ass bitch ass super hero movies.
This just adds to the list.
Christian Bale still sucks, over doin his voice.
Bane sounds like a bitch. But, he does do some trill shit fuh Gotham City. Which automatically makes him a G.
The fight scenes suck, you can see the punches not even touching the stunt doubles body.
One twist in the movie that’s obvious since the beginning of the film.
Some cool explosions. That’s about it it.
Shit gets a 5/10, Y’all.

'The Dark Knight Rises' (2012) Movie Review

Pause at the movie title.

Y’all know I’m not a fan of these lame ass whack ass bitch ass super hero movies.

This just adds to the list.

Christian Bale still sucks, over doin his voice.

Bane sounds like a bitch. But, he does do some trill shit fuh Gotham City. Which automatically makes him a G.

The fight scenes suck, you can see the punches not even touching the stunt doubles body.

One twist in the movie that’s obvious since the beginning of the film.

Some cool explosions. That’s about it it.

Shit gets a 5/10, Y’all.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Anonymous said: Johnny Depp isn't whack, whackjob.

Johnny Depp is a homo

'Blow' (2001) Movie Review
This movie goes hard, you feel me?
Johnny Depp plays a big time drug runner who goes through everything. Hiding from the Feds, pushing all kinds of weight, struggles to have a relationship with his daughter.
It’s also based on a true story. So you can see what family and friends go through when you got a drug runner in the family.
Highly recommend this movie. Even though Johnny Depp is whack
8/10

'Blow' (2001) Movie Review

This movie goes hard, you feel me?

Johnny Depp plays a big time drug runner who goes through everything. Hiding from the Feds, pushing all kinds of weight, struggles to have a relationship with his daughter.

It’s also based on a true story. So you can see what family and friends go through when you got a drug runner in the family.

Highly recommend this movie. Even though Johnny Depp is whack

8/10

Monday, February 11, 2013
'50/50' (2011) Movie Review
This movie is about a nigguh who gets diagnosed with Cancer.
His best friend catches dudes girl making out with some nigguh who looks like Jesus at her Gallery opening.
He then puts that bitch on blast and shows his friend the picture evidence. It’s pretty fucked up.
There’s moments when you feel bad because of the shit he goes through. But, there are also some moments of comedy relief.
8/10

'50/50' (2011) Movie Review

This movie is about a nigguh who gets diagnosed with Cancer.

His best friend catches dudes girl making out with some nigguh who looks like Jesus at her Gallery opening.

He then puts that bitch on blast and shows his friend the picture evidence. It’s pretty fucked up.

There’s moments when you feel bad because of the shit he goes through. But, there are also some moments of comedy relief.

8/10

Thursday, January 31, 2013
'Hustle & Flow' (2005) Movie Review
Terrance Howard plays a pimp/drug dealer/aspiring rapper from Memphis.
He buys a Keyboard from a Pawn shop and teams up with Anthony Anderson and DJ Qualls to start makin some music to leave the life he’s livin at the time. The nigguh doesnt wanna be runnin around doin that shit. But a nigguhs gotta make that money, you feel me?
The soundtrack is a classic, too. With music from T.I., Lil Scrappy, Lil Boosie, Webbie, 8 Ball & MJG, Three 6 Mafia won a fuckin award for their song in this movie.
9/10.

'Hustle & Flow' (2005) Movie Review

Terrance Howard plays a pimp/drug dealer/aspiring rapper from Memphis.

He buys a Keyboard from a Pawn shop and teams up with Anthony Anderson and DJ Qualls to start makin some music to leave the life he’s livin at the time. The nigguh doesnt wanna be runnin around doin that shit. But a nigguhs gotta make that money, you feel me?

The soundtrack is a classic, too. With music from T.I., Lil Scrappy, Lil Boosie, Webbie, 8 Ball & MJG, Three 6 Mafia won a fuckin award for their song in this movie.

9/10.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013
'In Too Deep' (1999) Movie Review
Omar Epps plays an undercover cop who goes undercover to bust a nigguh named ‘God’ (pretty corny name) who is played by LL Cool J.
When he finally gets in and becomes ‘God’s’ nigguh, he finds himself being more and more attracted to that drug game.
There’s a scene where LL puts a cue stick up a dudes ass. Shit is kinda gay.
But, the movie is dope. And the soundtrack is fire, too.
With nigguhs like Mobb Deep, Nas & Nature, The LOX, Capone-N-Noreaga.
8/10

'In Too Deep' (1999) Movie Review

Omar Epps plays an undercover cop who goes undercover to bust a nigguh named ‘God’ (pretty corny name) who is played by LL Cool J.

When he finally gets in and becomes ‘God’s’ nigguh, he finds himself being more and more attracted to that drug game.

There’s a scene where LL puts a cue stick up a dudes ass. Shit is kinda gay.

But, the movie is dope. And the soundtrack is fire, too.

With nigguhs like Mobb Deep, Nas & Nature, The LOX, Capone-N-Noreaga.

8/10

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'American Beauty' (1999) Movie Review
Kevin Spacey plays a man who lives in the burbs, has a good life. But, he’s fed up with everything. He knows all of that shit is just material shit. He quits his job to work at a fast food place, and just lets go and has fun. Mid life crisis at it’s finest, you feel me?
8/10

'American Beauty' (1999) Movie Review

Kevin Spacey plays a man who lives in the burbs, has a good life. But, he’s fed up with everything. He knows all of that shit is just material shit. He quits his job to work at a fast food place, and just lets go and has fun. Mid life crisis at it’s finest, you feel me?

8/10